sterlingsea:

thegfe:

hidden-ustulations:

sheepoflunacy:

reallifekink:

BEHOLD:
Fake “dom” VERSES trained empowered sub.
Know the difference!
Thanks to LH for allowing Me to post this. 
😘
D.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

True. Everyone needs to take note, just because you identify as a submissive, doesn’t mean that you have to follow through on everything. Stick up for yourself. If something doesn’t seem right, it probably isn’t.

This is like every guy on collarme

This makes me want to kick things. People. Fake doms in the junk.

(Reblogged from frankiechemical)

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

(Reblogged from fridge-o-mancer)
Poutine: proof that not only does God exist, but that he loves us…and wants to meet us as soon as possible.

- Jonathan, describing poutine to the uninitiated. (via fridge-o-mancer)

But we are initiated, aren’t we, Jon?  Members of the League of Poutine…

(via yo-quiero-las-damas)

We are, my brother. Those deemed worthy. 

(via fridge-o-mancer)

(Reblogged from fridge-o-mancer)

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(Reblogged from jet-shark-dragon)

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

(Reblogged from askmab)
askmab:

laxor0519:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Anyone who dares to mouth off about actual goddess Scarlet Johanssen is a fuckwad and deserves nothing less than a combat booted foot to the face. 

I wonder what the writer will think of themselves when they become an adult.

You know what, Fuck you Scarlett looks like a fuckin GODDESS.

askmab:

laxor0519:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Anyone who dares to mouth off about actual goddess Scarlet Johanssen is a fuckwad and deserves nothing less than a combat booted foot to the face. 

I wonder what the writer will think of themselves when they become an adult.

You know what, Fuck you Scarlett looks like a fuckin GODDESS.

(Reblogged from askmab)

sh3llybeans:

devi-23:

jaegerboi:

SCIENCE

you also forget to factor in he can punch through trees, cave walls, survive splashing into water at heights that would normally kill a man and swim up water falls

Now there’s a real man.

(Source: iraffiruse)

(Reblogged from thomas-my-bangalter)

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)

(Reblogged from miladymorganna)
(Reblogged from luigi-is-cooler-than-you)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Reblogged from mytwinisagiraffe)

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

(Source: emiliogorgeous)

(Reblogged from luigi-is-cooler-than-you)

yahoochrome:

this is the saddest fucking thing i have ever seen

(Reblogged from space-tits)

[INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

clearspanties:

aobaspanties:

I know we all hate those posts asking for money but here’s the thing

I’m a 16 year old transgender boy who recently got kicked out of the house. My mom was a single parent and an addict and really emotionally abusive. I’m couch surfing now between a few of my good friends and my girlfriend’s, but there’s no real permanent place I can stay. I have a part time job but it doesn’t pay as much as I’d like and I’m taking all the hours I can get, but it’s not enough. And I can’t get another job, because school is coming up again.

The picture above is a picture of my current bank account. This is the amount of money I have to live on for the next month. I have a lot of things to pay for, that this is definitely not going to cover. That includes food, living essentials, bus fare (to get to work), and anything else that may come up unexpectedly. (Life is pretty hard, and there’s always something…)

If you could do anything to help out, I would be eternally grateful. I really am in a tight spot right now and not gunna lie, it’s pretty scary. I just don’t know what to do. Even if you could give a dollar or two- that’s a dinner for me. It would be appreciated a ton. This is my last resort, and I hate asking for money or anything really, but… I honestly need help right now.

Here’s a link to where you can donate.

Here’s a link to my blog, with a donate button.

Thank you Tumblr, for whatever you can do. Even if you can’t donate, please just reblog this. Signal boost. I really need it.

PLEASE HELP HIM

(Reblogged from thebathat)

Leaked script from Alex Kralie’s Marble Hornets

Tim: but if you love her, why won’t you tell her?

Brian: I can’t. I’ve always thought of love as something light and quick. Here one minute, gone the next, But once it sets it’s sights on you, like Cupid’s arrow, it fires straight into you, but unlike an arrow, it’s a living, breathing force. Like a bee, or a wasp or.. A hornet. I’ve always felt like the hornet has been right behind me, ready to strike, but now when I look at her, it’s slower, like it is made of marble, it’s body too heavy for it’s wings. It’s not that I don’t want to love her anymore, it’s just that I CAN’T.

Tim: Love to you is like a Marble Hornet?

Brian: in a way, yes.

Tim: That’s fuckin’ deep, man.