(Source: memecenterz)

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zevlag:

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

Wow…

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(Source: congaaaa)

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unamusedsloth:

Pet cat can play!

unamusedsloth:

Pet cat can play!

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theking-beyond-the-wall:

fallinassbutt:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Pill Poppin’Penis Lovin’Satan’s Girl!
I need this on a tshirt

I love the world

theking-beyond-the-wall:

fallinassbutt:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Pill Poppin’
Penis Lovin’
Satan’s Girl!

I need this on a tshirt

I love the world

(Source: chabeonsky)

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queenelxa:

Lol, look who updated.

queenelxa:

Lol, look who updated.

(Reblogged from hauntmuskie)

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

(Source: ohcoroner)

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extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings)

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ivegotdeanscherrypie:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

all the time

(Reblogged from iamequiuszahhak)

pudgealicious88:

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

CATDOG

(Source: miaouler)

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glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

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geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

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realhousewivesofnightvale:

In all seriousness, Intern Maureen has the right to be angry and spiteful. She must have been trapped in that desert for what seemed like

an intern-ity 

(Source: spoopyhousewivesofnightvale)

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hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

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